Joke of the week

Joke of the Week

It had to happen...
# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   - On the rocks
# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   -  Follow the captain
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# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."
# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.   That's more than can be said for his ship.


# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

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